Johnny vs. Dzennan - The pirates from Avignon

"OOOOOO, I need some rhum!!!"

A gray, impenetrable wall of fog and it is the Mistral following the FOG. From somewhere comes the FAINT SOUND of a LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE, singing, slow tempo, almost under her breath.

Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo, ho, yo, ho, it's a pirate's life for me...
"What is this light, damn I need some rhum!?!"

From somewhere deep down the big river (they called it Rhone) suddenly a massive SHIP emerges from the ground, the Winged Victory maidenhead looming. It's a French dreadnought, the L`Amoure. . Formidable, frightening, twenty-five gun ports on a side, and rail guns to boot. Yo, ho, yo! Somebody inside? Hallo?? Mr. Sparow? Davie "Dzons"...Yo, ho, yo, ho...Mr. Pirates??" Than like from nowhere one Pirat jumps down, attack Dzennan with his sword!!! "Nice sward, and you do wery well!" I do, and I practise at least 3 hours a day!" Dzennan looked suprised: "You need to find yourself a girl! Or your reason for making all this practise is you have found one, but you can`t get her?" And the fight would go on, but then a bus passed by, between Dzennan and the pirat! WOW, in Avignon the lights going on slowely. Dzenan is looking at his bottle of Jaegermeister : "I would probably said GOOD YEAR, but they are all good!"
"What is he drinking?? What are you drinking?Rhum?..NO, no don`t do this - NOOOO!"

And he trow away this finished bottle and took a new one out of somewhere!Jaegermeister is the Rhum in Avignon...

Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me

Yo, ho, yo, ho, it's a pirate's life for me...
"And a bottle for me?", asked Jack Sparow?